![]() ![]() first off why would he say- im loose everybody knows i get off the train? its off THE CHAIN wich is still crap but makes more sense then what this dumb guy is ranting about it made no sense. Just to say the song is awful, but then this rant that has beenwritten on here is a bit of a fail too. Heck, he's recorded with Enrique Eglesias and Justin Beiber lately. Have our standards lowered this much? Is Pitbull the only featured artist available? I'm sure you could have gotten Ludacris at least. ![]() Average beat, lame chorus, awful guest rapper. This is about discerning between good music and bad music. That doesn't apply here, because this is mediocre on both club and radio levels. Peaked at number 5 on the Billboard Top 100, it's currently sitting at number 13! I know in the last post I asked people to recognize the difference between club and radio songs. Jennifer lopez on the floor ft full#Clearly he's a bit full of himself, but this is an occasion where "swag" can't make up for mediocrity.ĭo we even need to look a J.Lo's lines? "blah blah blah on the floor" repeat ad naseum. He pulls it off like it's clever punchline. Coke and rum I've heard of, but coke and vodka? Keith Sweat reference? Lame, but funny. My name ain't Keith but I see why you Sweat me I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me dale "That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevyīaby if you're ready for things to get heavy Why is he on this song again? What does his guest verse bring? Gotta love the Inception reference that Will.i.am, amongst others, have already made. I don't play no games so don't get it confused noĮverybody knows you get off the train? WHAT?! Everyone eventually gets off the train, even the homeless guy who rides it all day. I'm like Inception I play with your brain "Brazil Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa" ![]() How? Because they randomly and pointlessly shout out international cities. Heck, I don't guess, I know that's what it is. I guess it's an attempt to have a more international sound. The little horn riff that plays throughout reminds of the Cirque du Soleil music my wife has played for me. Forgettable, but safely middle of the road. She borrows from three, and does a kind of video mashup. I give her props for not pulling a Christina Aguilara "Not Myself Tonight" video and just straight up stealing Gaga's weirdness like so many artists are doing. Now, J.Lo was out before Gaga and contemporaneously with Beyonce and Shakira, but those artists have claimed those attributes in the public imagination. Midriff baring outfit, with camera focus on the booty? It's Shakira theft! Straightened hair and skintight bodysuit? It's Beyonce theft? It's Jenny from the block, trying to remake herself into a relevant artitst after a long hiatus!Ĭrazy hairdo and weird dress? It's Lady Gaga theft! ![]()
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